Random college kid:
Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
I, um. I-I don't care?
*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
what is happening